We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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