Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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