i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Randomize
