I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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