i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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