Do you still have your period?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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