I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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