She's JV to your varsity
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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