I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
sex in a hospital.. check
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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