dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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