I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
