is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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