So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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