peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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