so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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