Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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