3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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