oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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