You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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