the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i drank out of a bidet.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Come on in and take your pants off
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