Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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