What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She bit a glass in half.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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