Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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