There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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