Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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