Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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