is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
