Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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