No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
do herpes really smell.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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