so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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