did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
soo... how was my night?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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