Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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