Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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