Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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