I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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