He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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