Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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