i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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