we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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