woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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