It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
handjob tips. give me some.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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