I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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