Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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