i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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