I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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