What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The air taste purple.
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