drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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