My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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