So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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