Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm like, not good at living.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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