Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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