If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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